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A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.
Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.
After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.
When you get a blowjob in a sauna
Bruh. I went to the gym. Got a steamed hotdog. Damn
A tremendous amount of sea-men get swallowed up between 1887 - 1961.
Man what a tragedy, a real Aberdeen Steam Trawler.
To describe a really attractive male specimen.
"Oh my GOD, check out that Steaming D over there!" "That is some Steaming D over there!"
the hooded part of the vagina; just above the clit. It usually glissens.
On a hot day, say this to your comely neighbor: Steam hood?
A sweaty pussy that has been marinating in moist panties all day, causing offensive aromas. A smelly snatch that stinks like low tide. Also a song.
My girlfriend needs to shower when she gets home otherwise her steamed peach will make me retch.