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Cum Sucker

One who delights in slorping down slippery loads of jizz. Although this term carries a negative connotation when applied to macho males, it is considered a positive attribute in women and homosexual men.

I sucked and jacked his heavy cock until his balls exploded a clotted wad of jizz in my mouth---it tasted sour, but I swallowed it anyway. Then he patted my head and murmured, "You're one hell of a cum sucker."

by Doc Velocity November 22, 2019


Tea Sucker

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.

Linda is such a tea sucker, she only talks to me when I have drama to share.

by Lab chump 2000 February 09, 2024


Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022


Bud Sucker

Someone who drinks bud light

Nick why u drinking that you bud sucker

by Lipton72642 May 10, 2023


Clout-Sucker

The modern form of vampirism.
A person that has no clout see clout stitches or shares a ticktock with loads of likes and shares to suckle followers and likes for themselves.

A person that claims to know someone publicly to gain clout by association.

Person A is telling people his mom went to school with Jack Black. Person Anis clout-sucking.
Clout-sucker

by We Are Mad November 26, 2021


Clout Sucker

A person, more commonly a youtuber, who sucks clout out of a certain thing like a mosquito.

Youtuber: "Why am i getting not so many views i have depression, ADHD, anxiety and ligma! I need views!!!"
Random 13 year old from Canada: "Maybe if you didnt suck clout out of depression you would get views, and if you made better videos. You are like a mosquito you are a Clout Sucker"

by Bertushka620 September 04, 2023


Udder-sucker

A filthy country bumpkin

I went out last night and this udder-sucker was talking about how he fucked his cousin last night

by Justine4421 July 11, 2022