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I mean... You told them to leave, so... There you go! They left.
Hym “Why the assisted suicide? Because if you don’t make $200,000 an hour making fun of retards and telling people that the sky is blue and you’re not the nepotistic offspring of some high achieving fraud, life is actually pretty miserable. I know that this is a shock to you but the reason that you are getting all of the violence and suicide is that if things aren’t going your way, there is literally no reason not to take it out on the world and/or hard-reset and re-roll your character. At least they didn’t shoot you kids in the face.” 🤷 ♂️
A dropkick so destructive and devastating that when you kick its so powerful it rips you right in half.
Use the Suicidal Dropkick right now, not right now but rate now.
When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube
Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.
A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .
Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "
its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings
Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid
person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.
Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank
Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom
The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
Red Suicide is a heavy metal band from Texas. They started in highschool, in the year of 2014, and have been together since.
Dude, did you go to the Red Suicide concert last night? It was rad.