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Mom-schooled

to be taken off of an activity you enjoy by your mother in order for you to "study" a school subject that would be WAY less fun than what you were doing previously.

"I almost beat Gears of War 2, but i got mom-schooled on Act V!"

by Sxel January 18, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yer mom

Widespread use of this phrase was brought back to life after the movie Napolean Dynamite hit theatres. This is generally used as an insult, though it can be thrown into a conversation at any point in time.

Andrews - "Yer mom's so fat... that when we tried to graph her on our calculator... there was a stack overflow error."

by sdb2404 March 2, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Step-Mom

A woman whom has stepped into your life without caution and once she's been fucking around with your dad for about 2 weeks she thinks she owns him and wants you out of the picture. Basically, a fucking step mom is a wannabe mom, bitch, whore and someone who wants YOU out of the picture, and this cunt always gets her way...

Daughter: Daddy can I have some ice cream?
Dad: Um, I gues--
Step-Mom (Dad's Girlfriend): HELL NO!!!!!! YOUR FAT ENOUGH AS IT IS YOU LIL BTCH CUNT WHORE!!!

by Kate<3'sMr.Mathers February 13, 2012

84๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brians mom

The best sex you will ever have

Sex was like Brians mom was great last night

by ffss October 30, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Mom

What happens when an 'A' type personality has toddlers. The type of mom that makes other moms feel totally inadequate and inferior because of their constant attempts to outdo other mothers. They can give birth, bake cookies, work on their laptop and drive all at the same time. Their kids grow up in their carseats looking at the back of their mom's head as their driven from one activity to the next. Incredibly competitive and judgmental, Alpha Mom has to be the first with the latest trends and fads and her kids always have to be ahead of all the other kids. Intimidating in Mommy circles. To be avoided if possible.

"She was up at 3 a.m. baking cookies for her son's class and already has her next two weeks planned down to the last zenith. She's such an Alpha Mom." annoying, irritating, competitive, moms, perfectionist, superiority complex

by velvet67 August 2, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordans mom

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"

by the vesh December 3, 2007

46๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anthony's Mom

A mysterious wonderful woman who runs for office at Bates College in Lewiston, ME. Also known to be quite the beauty.

Give me Anthony's Mom, or give me death.

by mrnater13 September 15, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž