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A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.
Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
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If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.
Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.
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When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.
I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.
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1. A derrogatory term with refrence to Turds.
2. Something that was/is not crappy, but not good either.
3. A smaller portion of a Turd
See also Turd
1: Hey! You're a Turd Chunk!
2: That movie was such a Turd Chunk!
3: I took a dump yesterday, but it was only a little Turd Chunk.
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Foul used tampon that has dried out and turned Brown or Black
That Bitch Left a nasty foul Cunt Turd in the Bathroom!
She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.
Marks Jew Fro smelled and looked like a cunt turd.
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The pile of snow remaining around your car after the snow plow clears the street.
I have to go clear the plow turd around my car, before it freezes.
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A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.
"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.
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