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A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.
Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
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If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.
Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.
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Foul used tampon that has dried out and turned Brown or Black
That Bitch Left a nasty foul Cunt Turd in the Bathroom!
She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.
Marks Jew Fro smelled and looked like a cunt turd.
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A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.
Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.
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The pile of snow remaining around your car after the snow plow clears the street.
I have to go clear the plow turd around my car, before it freezes.
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A fart that stinks so bad, that its like a turd burping.
It stinks so bad in here, did you Turd Burp?
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A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.
"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.
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