tuna taco

womans vag opening, when a man goes to eat her out

god damn that tuna taco!

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taco pad

Soft taco shell;

Where are your taco pads?

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Taco Top

1. To add taco-like paraphernalia to the top of a taco pizza. (examples: tomatoes, lettuce, nacho chips etc...)

2. When you're at it with a chick, you take a dump on her chest (re-fried beans), add pubic hair (shredded cheese), some period blood (taco sauce), and then proceed to top it all off with your own special sauce (sour cream)The procedure is an exact replication of the"Cleveland steamer" This is all done in a manner consistent with the"chilli dog" as well, except that it requires more ingredients and a stronger stomach.

B: "hey man...the other night I was with this freaky chick and she wanted me to give her the taco top..."

P: "Really? I would have been like "sure" until she explained that she had extra "sauce" this time...freakin sick."

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Stank Taco

Noun

1. A long-haired,asexual freakshow who looks as if he should be slinging tacos at a cheap drive-thru

2. A pita samich (ie the male rectum) tightly packed with fudge (sh*t) due to homosexual activity.

That perv is gonna make you a stank taco tonight.

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beefy taco

a girl with a fat vagina.

Dang, you can see your beefy taco in those jeans.

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Glossy Taco

a bastardization of "glossy top coat"

Holosexual #1: I just finished applying the holo glitter to my nails!
Holosexual #2: don't forget to seal it in with a glossy taco.

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glossy taco

If you're a holosexual and you paint your nails with holo, you put a glossy taco over your beautiful holo masterpiece.

Now it's time to put on a glossy taco.

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