Pass tax

When you have to pass the weed to other people constantly, you get a "free hit" out of rotation.

Kathy sat between Jason and JR on the couch, so she collected pass tax every time she passed the joint between them.

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

Green Tax

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors

"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."

"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."

Party tax

The price you pay by losing an item while having fun.

“I lost my phone in the river last night when I was drunk.”
“Party tax!”

got fed on tax

When you anticipate getting a lot for next to nothing, but end up having to give way more than it's initially worth.

Dude 1: Man, I let them use my apartment for the weekend. They gave me $500, but i had to use $475 to clean up their mess.
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....

Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.

Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive

tax evasion

An easy way to keep all of your money.

Wait... what do you mean you hear police sirens?

Person 1: "I committed tax evasion."
Person 2: "Mee to!"
Both People: "Friends!'