Baide Bomb

First you must aquire a women that is open to unusual sexual postions (or just good and drunk). After removing articles of clothing, place pillows and even two chairs far enough apart so she can fit between them. Place her on her head, and spread her legs as far as they can go. This is a balancing act for her, but the two chairs should help. Now brace your legs firmly on the ground and make a fist. Raise your arm, while jumping as high as possible and firmly plant it into the womans vagina (punch her in the pussy), making sure your fist meets terminal velocity. If done correctly it must sound like a bowling ball being dropped into mud (and yes there will be blood). Keep in mind this is perfectly illegal in all 50 states, so have some fun, and make her scream!

Guy: "Hey want to try a Baide Bomb tonight?"
Girl: "what's that?"
Guy: "well lets go try it out and you'll see..."

Guy: "Sorry officer I learned it on Urbandictionary.com"

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Smart Bomb

1. Last resort weapon used in the Atari game "Defender" to destroy all aliens in sight.
2. A silent, but awful smelling fart dropped in a group of people with hopes of giving yourself some room, getting people to leave you alone, or just to make someone say, "oh my god, who did that?".

There were some girls blocking the bar and I dropped a smart bomb on them to get them to move. They moved.

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bomb pussy

When the Vag is so good it gives you a cocksplosion, like atomic cocksplosion

Jessica is a such bitch, yeah but she got that bomb pussy!

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Monster Bombs

Similar to a jager bomb, but instead of redbull you use monster. Twice the taste and twice the energy.

Friend 1-"Dude, let's do some jager bombs!"
Friend 2-"Fuck jager bombs! Let's do some monster bombs!"
Friend 1-"Fuck yeah!"

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bomb mouth

n. (bahm mowth)

1. A woman who is especially proficient at giving blow jobs. Excellent at oral sex.

2. A pretty mouth, full lips, nice teeth.

3. A good kisser.

4. Of or pertaining to a mouth that is 'the bomb'.

That ho' could suck a golf ball through a garden hose... she got a bomb mouth!

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Draino Bomb

A Driano Bomb is used to destroy a car. Using draino and aluminum foil or Comet cleaning powder, put into a camera film canister and then put into the gas tank of a car.

Eddy put a draino bomb in a cop car and got put in jail.

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xani bombs

crushed up xanax bar placed in shot of jagermeister and subsequently pounded

Bartender lemme get 4 xani bombs , make those bars, none of that weak football shit

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