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The testicle that is misplaced after a male is kicked in the scrotum severely.
Joe soccer kicks Gabe in the crotch, after writhing in pain Gabe gets up and realizes he can't find one of his testicles and screams, "Where is my lost buddy??!!!"
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To go to the bathroom with your buddy and take a dump in adjacent stalls but at the same time.
"Yo, you wanna go do buddy dumps before the movie?"
"Hell yes"
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The term for the occasion when two or more males engage in the act of schnooking or masturbating in the same room
Jack: Dude, I think Aaron and Mike are in the movie theater schnooking together like Timmy the Toothache. They are even using the same tissues...
Rob: Yeah, they are definitely boner buddies...those fuckin homos
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A friend of a friend of yours. Someone you have yet to meet, but is friends with your friend. Someone you share a mutual friend with. Someone you share a mutual buddy with.
Oh your friends with (insert mutual friends name)? That makes us buddy in-laws!
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A homosexual domestic partner.
So these two dudes were suck buddies.
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A Lasagna-buddy is a special kind of buddy who gets you and knows your feels. You can trust them, and although sometimes they may be mysterious they are also wondrous. A Lasagna-buddy is a special type of buddy, formed only in the darkest and brightest of times. They are loved by many people, they are a unicorn rainbow shower on a dark day. The bonds between a lasagna-buddy and their chosen friends are strong. They tend to make everything around them better than before, like a walking-talking giant prism intersecting light rays. It is said there is a lasagna-buddy for every person.
"I want a lasagna-buddy for Christmas"
"Tell me about it"
*Stares off emotionally into the distance*
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A stranger that is frequently on the subway, in the same train car, with you. This typically occurs on a morning or afternoon commute.
I know that guy. How do I know the guy? Oh, he's my train buddy.
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