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DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL

From a yt video by big dew

Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024


did Trevor do it??

what the MAGA cultist squealed as he was booted from Drumpf's klan rally

young, white Dylan was a leader inside Casino Mobster's cult movement when suddenly security frog-marched him out of a Nazi rally. "did Trevor do it??" he could be heard squealing into his phone as he recorded his dramatic exit. "was Trevor the one who squealed?" Dylan left the building and went to Cracker Barrel for lunch with his mother.

by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2024


Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?

Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025


Do/Did

This is the latest exciting genre of sexual genders. Do/Did refers to, "DO they have a penis or a vagina, and DID they have it at birth?

"Penelope was so confused about matters that she cut her penis off!"
"Ah, so she's a Do/Did'er!"
"Tru dat Homie!"

by Muslim Goat March 19, 2024


did a Georgia

When you keep having another biscuit and accidentally finish off the packet

I got the munchies last night and did a Georgia with the chocolate digestives

by February 25, 2021


did up

State of being. Adjective

To state or ask about something is fancier than usual. Or to ask why a place is decorated.

Why are you all did up? Why is it did up in here? Wow, you're all did up!

by ballerinabootyshake2.0 October 14, 2021


Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters

Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".

by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015