Anti-Gary Strike Force

The main source of opposition to the popular cult of Gary the Pony. Brings truth and justice to a world filled with darkness.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force spans the same Seattle elementary schools as Gary the Pony does.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force can also be referred to as 'AGS' or 'AGSF'. Their website can be found at www.freewebs.com/antigarystrikeforce (cut and paste into the browser)

Neutral-aligned person: "Y'know, I don't actually like Gary the Pony that much."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Then join the Anti-Gary Strike Force!"
Neutral-aligned person: "Okay."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Thank you!" -gives confidential information to new recruit-
Formerly neutral-aligned person: "Wow! I just realized Gary sucks! Yay!"

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Nellis Air Force Base

A military base in Las Vegas Nevada. When you first get orders to Nellis you think you have hit a jackpot and got so lucky to get that assignment. Then you get there and realize that you have actually been condemned to hell.

New Airman - "MAN I got Nellis Air Force Base! ! I'm going to vegas baby! WOOHOO"

M.T.I " HAHA SUCKER!!!!!"

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Black Air Force 1

The triple black af1 is known as the most devious shoe to ever be worn, if you see a young man / a group of young men wearing these shoes please run as far away as you possibly can and try to post your location on social media in case you get slaughtered

"Yo cuz i just got robbed for my chain and watch"
"What was the dude wearing bruh, we finna hunt his ass down"
"He was wearing them triple black space academy 1s or whatever"
"OH HELL NAW, u mean black air force 1s, we gotta stay away or we gonna get shot, just go buy a new chain"

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aqua teen hunger force

the funniest show in the world g-unit mc rib g

master shake:you dont own space...so stop acting like you do

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aqua teen hunger force

An extremely funny show consisting of a meatball "meetwad", french fries "fryloc", and a milkshake "shake" as characters. Quite possibly the greatest show ever.

Dude lets go watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

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creased black air forces

the worst type of shoes you can wear. If you see anyone wearing these, call 911

Dude! I just got some creased black air forces!
I'm calling 911...

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forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

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