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One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.
I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!
A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.
Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!
Her: send me a dick pic
Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019
Her:
Him: hits her with the sleepy goat
Her: *sploosh*
Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?
Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe
1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.
2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.
3. Someone who has no life.
1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"
2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"
"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"
3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".
When someone has two big front teeth that look like a goats front teeth. Also goats dig with their teeth so it creates the term Goat Diggers.
Hey Major!, did you see the goat diggers on Mark?
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Cracked and goated