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The Mother of an autistic child that refuses to listen to the opinions of autistic adults and thinks she knows better because she did a course.
That group is full of Autism Karen's sharing the puzzle piece.
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When Karen asks to speak to the manager and the manager is also Karen. Upon confrontation an epic bitch fight ensues. Typically results in hair pulling, harsh but very large fancy words, loss of clothing and collateral damage. These encounters typically occur in upscale restaurants and retail outlets. There have been unconfirmed reports of Karen contests occurring at childrens soccer games. It is strongly recommended to avoid becoming involved and to the leave the immediate area if possible.
Mike: Oh shit! Dude Karen just asked for the manager!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!
Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!
A groups of, usually American, God fearing women, who sport short, blonde, asymmetrical haircuts, travelling as the aforementioned Squabble, seeking to express their personal opinion and demands upon the world.
Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have âRIGHTSâ.
Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.
These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived âsafety in numbersâ, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a âHead Karenâ, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.
Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the âillegalityâ of recording in public, the claim that they are âAmericansâ and have rights.
The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.
Look out, there is a Squabble of Karens coming!
its when u bully someone named Karen who is as small as a nano thing. Casper said this before Julie
waw Karen you look like a nano Karen
The aftermath of dealing with a karen:resulting in emotional and physical exhaustion of other normal people
karen effect:i'd like to speak with the manager and the police. i need to speak to the police manager now!
Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesnât give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.
Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a âCanadian Karenâ.
The soccer moms are breeding ground for the particularly aggressive Helicopter-Karens part helicopter Mom, part Karen, their fear of being around other responsible Mom's and outing their shitty Mothering combined with their outspoken hatred of all things that impose on the fostering of their narcissism makes for an overly aggressive cuntiness that can rarely be restrained without red wine and bon bons
That Helicopter Karen just followed the soccer ref home shouting obscenities while calling the police because the ref reminded her 6yr old son to tie his shoes.