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This Is For All The Karen’s! National Karen Cult Day Is January 6! we LOVE our Karen’s
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a mom that tries to run over your life, treats you like your still in preschool, and cant accept the fact that you are a teenager and wont leave you alone about every little thing you do
for example: a Karen mom takes your phone 24/7 and tries to look at every little thing you do on it even though she's on hers way more than you, gets mad over everything that you do and then they either say "you don't pay any bills" or "your not grown yet"
A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
A beautiful creature with unknown origins. She is said to have fought in both world wars. Although her age is unknown, she is estimated to be about 8,000 years old.
Karen Capone just touches me! I think I just came a little😍😍
Crazy, weird, annoying, sweet, nice, a twisted sence of humer, ect. ect. She likes to be mean but she also likes to be nice the same time, She would do you any favors for a little price and would occasionally keep a secret... It depends on what type of secret and from who aswell, She is known for her creepy activities from school and work yet is still fun to be around its better to just view her as a distant friend for your own safety and sanity. She could also be a fun person to go on roller coaster with and watch any type of movies too. She has many male characteristics but would love to go to the mall with you to go SHOPPING! But then again its not safe to get to know her to well, Bad things tend to happen to you and her.
Karen reyna is fun and all But she's too weird!
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When Karen asks to speak to the manager and the manager is also Karen. Upon confrontation an epic bitch fight ensues. Typically results in hair pulling, harsh but very large fancy words, loss of clothing and collateral damage. These encounters typically occur in upscale restaurants and retail outlets. There have been unconfirmed reports of Karen contests occurring at childrens soccer games. It is strongly recommended to avoid becoming involved and to the leave the immediate area if possible.
Mike: Oh shit! Dude Karen just asked for the manager!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!
Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!
A groups of, usually American, God fearing women, who sport short, blonde, asymmetrical haircuts, travelling as the aforementioned Squabble, seeking to express their personal opinion and demands upon the world.
Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have ‘RIGHTS’.
Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.
These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived ‘safety in numbers’, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a ‘Head Karen’, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.
Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the ‘illegality’ of recording in public, the claim that they are ‘Americans’ and have rights.
The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.
Look out, there is a Squabble of Karens coming!