Hamster-Pig is a phrase that originated from the South of England to describe a morbidly obese woman who has both hamster and piglike features. Hamster-Pigs can be found in a variety of places throughout the South of England and will often be seen complaining that there trotters ache, or tucking in to a bucket of the Colonels finest fried chicken.
"eurgh, not Megan? she's a right Hamster-Pig"
"Im sick of the South, theirs so many Hamster-Pigs about"
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Receiving fellatio from a larger than average woman
Man I'm gonna be feeding the pig when Bertha comes over.
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Like the fictional character with 2 nose holes this is when 2 guys cum in both nose holes of the girl at the same time.
Yo man did you hear about how Peter and Dante Peppa The Piged Hannah last night
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someone who makes sexual advances, performs sexual acts, or in general brown noses a cop in order to get out of something illegal
"Kev turned into a dirty pig licker as soon as that 5-oh turned his lights on."
"Yeah, I think he likes that shit... he started to salivate and everything"
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Chubby girls who are the only ones left at a bar or club at 3 a.m
Brian:"Dude I was so wasted last night i totally hooked up with a moon pig and by the end of the night she was screaming pig latin"
Marcel:"Dude thats fucking gross"
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An absolute unit standing at a whopping 7โ 1โ. However, many forget the existence of the thicc boi that it daddy pig with his 14โ 2โ hight.
Guy: Hey Google how tall is Peppa Pig?
Google: 7โ 1โ
Guy: say sike right now
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