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Lit ass simulation baseball league
That Pro Baseball Experience discord was straight banging today
The ultimate and only correct response to the phrase "cool story bro". If you use this against someone correctly, they'll shit entire houses, much less bricks.
You: I went to the mall the other day and bought the most shitastic pair of vans.
'Friend': Cool story, bro.
You: Pro reply, sis.
'Friend': Haha, that's funn--holy shit... I feel something coming...
You: Yeah, I know you do.
A 'simpy cod pro', or SCP for short, is a professional Call of Duty, or Warzone, Player who excessively uses twitter or other social media platforms to whine to, complain to/about, or flirt with his community. Classic examples include (1) whining about game mechanics when they just need to get good, (2) complain about not getting picked up by a professional organisation, and (3) use twitter as a means to communicate their loneliness/solitude/often lack of a female partner.
> Dude did you see x's tweet about his inability to find love?
> Yeah, it remind's me of y's tweet about not being able to find an org..
> Wow, these guys are simpy cod pros, no cap.
The greatest series of football games (soccer to the damn yanks) for the Playstation 2 ever, beats FIFA's ass every time due to consistently better gameplay and the fact that FIFA is for pussies and charlatans. Most recent version is Pro Evolution Soccer 5 which should be owned by all proper men.
Get all the lads round mine for beer, smoke and Pro Evolution Soccer.
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For some, a district-wide Pro-D Day is a welcome break from the normal daily drudgery of doing boring schoolwork. Hats are thrown in the air to celebrate this occasion, as children run into the streets to frolic amongst one another.
However, one is missing. This child is completing the next chapter's math assignments. He is double checking, triple checking, and then rewriting them in three different languages.
For the sake of anonymity, we will name this child Jacob - which in ancient Piemessessian (the language of Piemessess) means "he who has no life".
Truly, Pro-D Days are seen differently by all; just some a little more than others.
Jacob: "Oh damn, it's a Pro-D Day tomorrow. I won't be able to come in and ask the math teachers some questions on next year's midterm exam problems."
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noun. One who supports war in all ways. One who is a genocidal maniac. One who wants war, to commit genocide; mostly because of extreme hatred. Possibly one who may be affiliated with Adolf Hitler or any other genocidal maniacs in any way. Someone with an organized plan, to commit genocide upon one's race or ethnicity; racism. For example:
After Adolf Hitler became dictator of Germany, he unjusly blamed the Jews, for the problems in Germany, so he encouraged the nazi party to relocate the Jews to concentration camps, to be exterminated; making him a pro-war genocidiac. Also, not much, but the Soviet Union, eh?
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The term uses the media's depiction of a gamer as a form of dark comedy. Using an unwanted situation or event and have it use for something a gamer has experinced in their play session before
Gf takes my ps4
*Beats GF*
Pro gamer moves had to be used at these situations.
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