When you forcefully fist a girls rectum and take the fecal matter from said rectum and paint your face with it.
Person 1: What's on your face?
Person 2: Oh I just did a Sneaky Elmont with my homies
When a white guy randomly calls his white friend the n-word over discord
Guy 1: Bro Joe pulled a Sneaky CJ on me last night
Guy 2: why are you still friends with him?
A character who watches you online but doesn't reply. You know that he is there cuz it says active. Reading ur posts.
I got on telegram n this sneaky larue was there but not commenting.
Whilst taking a girl from behind, spit on her back, making her believe you’ve released. Then when she turns her head, you cum directly in her face
“Oh man I pulled a sneaky on Becky last night”
“No way man you really did the sneaky, respect”
Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.
"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."
Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.
Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”
When someone gives you a roofy and tattoos "YNOHTNA" on your forehead
Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD