Tom Thumb

verb. The action of placing one's thumb as far up another individuals rectum as possible. Often results in extreme surprise and discomfort for the individual on the receiving end of the thumb, and great pleasure for the attacker. In some variations, once the thumb is firmly placed inside the anal cavity, the attacker will go even further by quickly moving his thumb around in a circular motion inside the poop shoot(Tom Thumb Twister). Many prefer to lick their thumbs on the pre-insertion approach to make the execution of the Tom Thumb go more smoothly. However, it's not advisable to lick one's thumb post-insertion.

synonyms: thumb gunnin, checking the oil, slight of thumb
also see: anal rape

bra1: "So I was beating off while watching meatspin the other day and..."
bra2: "TOM THUMB!!!!"
bra1: "AAAAHHHOOOOWWEEEE!!! WTF!?"
bra2: "Chill bra, you just got tom thumbed..."
bra1: "I kinda liked it, bra."

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Tom Curley

while doing a girl in the ass there is some anal leakage and it gets stuck in your pubic hairs

Dude! I was doin large marge up the ass last night and she had a bad case of the shits and gave me one nasty tom curley.

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Tom Holland

He's not feeling too good

Big Chungus: Do you know Tom Holland
Ugandan Knuckles: I hears he isnt feeling too good

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Tom Cruise

A combination of vacation and convention at sea aboard a luxury oceanliner where all of the on-board tourists are either Scientologists, closet homosexuals, or adoring fans of the actor with the same name.

Erick chose to attend the "How to Marry a Beard" symposium on the annual Tom Cruise and also signed up for other seminar topics such as "Discrediting Psychiatry", "Artificial Insemination for the Squeamish", "Kissing Nicole Kidman: Just Close Your Eyes and Think of Gomer Pyle", "Repeat After Me: This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult.", and "Jerry McGuire: Sports Agent or Locker Room Meat Inspector?".

As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.

It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.

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Tom Barlow

Hottest person alive. David Beckham-like soccer player. Washboard abs only a sexy boy could have. Hot. SEXY. only the finest from the Lou (STL)

Oooo Tom Barlow is dtf

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Tom and Jerry

Left and right feet, as in walking

Person 1: Can I get a ride to the club?

Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.

Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.

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Uncle Tom

Kanye West in 2018.

Kanye West is such an uncle Tom.

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