Douche Bag Squared

Someone who is so much of a douche bag that one cannot just call him/her a "d-bag" or "douche" or just plain ole "douche bag." So you have to multiply douche bag by douche bag to truly define the individual as a super huge douche bag or just aptly put...d-bag squared. I.E.(d-bag^2)

John Frey is a douche bag squared(d-bag^2)

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Big Square D

The name given to someone with a particularly blockish head, whether it be due to a particularly BAD haircut or the general shape of their head. Originating from the form the head takes when this condition sets in, sufferers of this syndrome face much ridicule and jocularity from the general public at large.

"Dear Lord! It's Big Square D! Flee!!"
"...who?"
"You know, Big Square D! AKA Richard Dalrymple?"

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bang a square

To smoke a cigarette.

I'm going to bang a square.

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Yes yes squares

Anything your girlfriend doesn't want you to see, usually the bikini areas.

Cameron I told you not to look at my yes yes squares!!!

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Square-can-of-corn

A square who thinks they are really cool but are very corny. Usually thinks they are hot shit and have it all figured out. Talks a lot of blah blah. Copy-cat. Nobody tells them how it really is because its a lot easier to just watch and laugh.

Square-can-of-corn = Poser, no real identity. Drips with whack-juice.

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The Square Root of 69

8 Somethin. Right? Cuz i been tryina work it oohhhhhhhh

The Square Root Of 69 is 8 Somethin.

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Ten Miles Square

A colloquialism referring to the city of Washington, D.C, and its role as the capital of the United States of America. The phrase is derived from Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution for the United States of America, which reads that Congress may force one or more states to cede a territory that is not larger than ten miles square (i.e. 100 square miles).

Modern-day Washington, D.C. city is less than 100 square miles because the part of the square that was taken from Virginia was returned. The appearance of D.C. itself plus Arlington County, Virginia suggests the original 100 square mile city with territory ceded by both Maryland and Virginia.

Meanwhile, back at Ten Miles Square, Federal politicians were proposing a different approach than one advocated by the Governors of many states.

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