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a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.
A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other
Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"
A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying
If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
Damn bro are you excited for chav week?
Chav clothing sports attire such as local football team used in London UK areas
Look at that bloke with the chav clothing and the iq reducer.
The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.
Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.
A term for a chav that’s a close friend
Bless my little chav muffin
The name given to the stereotypical male chav hair fringe due to its sparse nature covering a big forehead.
Kieran took off his Burberry cap and carefully re-arranged his blonde chav strands with his bony tattooed hands.
Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.
"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"
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