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Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..
"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"
"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"
Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.
I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.
Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check
To Check and see if a Vagina is moist
I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check
Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.
Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.
The most amazing girlfriend you could ever ask for. She's loyal and trustworthy. Nobody likes her friends cause there annoying but that doesn't mean you cant like her
IDK, Arianna Check
when a little kid wants sombody to check their room for monsters.
dad: goodnight
kid: daddy can you do a monster check