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donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018

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Square Donkey

In polish, a saying meaning "idiot".

"You're a square donkey!"

by Sebastian32 September 23, 2008

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donkey weave

Ratchet, cheap 99 cent store weave you catch your black next door neighbor wearing. Also can be decribed as a Keri Hilson weave

Tiesha snatched Brit's donkey weave because she stole her chicken.

by brittneyslut September 28, 2013

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slobber donkey

A girl who will literally blow any guy that talks to her.

Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.

by Urban Nugget March 4, 2016

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Donkey Dropper

A very High Ball, bowled in Cricket
The bowler sends a ball down the crease but lets the ball loose at the top of his swing, resulting in a very high 'full toss' type ball, coming down on the Batsman's head, often a No Ball.
Defined so as it comes out of the sky so fast that if it hit a donkey on the head it would knock it out.

the opposite of a 'P-Roller' which goes along the ground towards the batsman's feet.

'England require four runs to take the game in the ninth over before tea here at Edgbaston. Lilley makes his run up and... Oh No he's sent it high, its a real Donkey Dropper, Brearley has his hands over his head, its coming down fast...with snow on it'

by Mr Cunninglinguist October 4, 2012

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Swamp Donkey

A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.

Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...

by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019

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Swamp Donkey

Corrupt Democrat (Influencer, Journalist, Lawyer, Leader, Lobbyist, News Anchor, News Reporter, Politician) who is a member of โ€œthe swampโ€

It would be nice if Donald trump got rid of all those swamp donkeys before leaving office.

by HD9900 November 6, 2020

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