road chode

the build up of sweat that comes from wearing the same crusty ass underwear for 3 days while driving cross country to go to a john denver fan club meeting at your 7th cousins moms house.

i had viscious road chode before my heterosexual life mate gates licked it clean for me

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Road soda

a Busch beer, not light, consumed en route to a party or destination.

"Yo hook me up with a gold top."
"You're driving."
"Yea, but I need a road soda."

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road kill

This term is used when a girl with a mass of ginger pubic hair decides its a good idea to have sex whilst on period...and uses pads...

A fox lying dead on the side of the road, road kill.

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road toad

A cyclist who takes up space on the road and doesn't let any vehicles pass even when there's perfectly available space to the side of the road.

Sorry I'm late mate a fucking road toad was in the way!

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road head

a dude gets his dick sucked while driving...for best results, let another dude do it...guys give better head

I'm not gay, I just let some fag give me road head when I drive around at night.

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high road

road on which olde worlde scottish people tell weird foreigners to go as the way to scotland.
from the classic tune.....you take the high road.......

'you take the high road and i'll take the low road and i'll be in scotland before ye!'

it has often been thought that when the foreigners travelled upon the road they would be savaged by wild, naked, celtic men with blue paint on them (much like in braveheart) and would be viciously killed.....thus eliminating the foreign people!

weird sarcastic foreigner: yo dude in the tartan....could you tell me where the nearest haggis farm is?????
proud scottish landowner: how dare you! hows about u take the high road!

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thunder road

a long-term drug rehab for teenagers in Oakland CA

Yo, did you hear James got sent to Thunder Road?

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