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A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.
Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”
Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower
‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’
Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower
‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’
An erection lasting more than 4 hours
When your girl wants to "go all night" and you drop a little blue pill whether you "need" it or not... and after 10 orgasms, she renames your unit the Viagra Tower.
Generally used in printing or web design to describe a centered block of text that groups words together that are easy to read.
<center>It is a good idea to
set-up your flyer
using a "phrase tower"
That makes it much easier
for the reader to
comprehend your message</center>
<center>You are Invited
Taylor's 15th Birthday Pizza Party
Saturday November 3
2-6 p.m.
Hamden Brunswick Bowling Lanes
4356 Columbus Avenue</center>
A sexual act resembling an eiffel tower minus the girl. Multiple meats necessary.
Buren and Chase snuck off late last night; I bet they were making a Brazilian meat tower.
The act of sticking your very large penis inside a girl.
She said that my hands were small, but I gave her that Trump Tower which assured her that everything was alright down there, believe me.