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A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind
Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!
Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!
a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
you know what, you are a lemon squeeze tree
I woke up this morning with mad tree.. That bitch gives me mad tree.
A discrete way of saying "let's go smoke some pot". Pot is Marijuana for all who didn't know. Marijuana is a dank plant that you smoke, and you feel a high.
She's burnin' trees with her friends up at the park.
The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.
"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy
"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake
"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)
The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.
Your barking up the wrong tree.