When a man or woman gets cum in there pubes
Yo joe i gave my gf a frosty tree last night
When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.
Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.
A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.
Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis
Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay
Andrew is so gay he is a tree hugger
Babatunde's favourite snack
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle
Babatunde- Ah i am eating grape from de grape tree
Mostly a spacky downy. Normally called Will/William
Will you spacky downy, get back here you tree brark cunt