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Frosty tree

When a man or woman gets cum in there pubes

Yo joe i gave my gf a frosty tree last night

by Sub September 26, 2017


Tree Cock

When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.

Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.

by Cheepmunk Nehhhst May 1, 2014


Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020


Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 25, 2018


Tree hugger

Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay

Andrew is so gay he is a tree hugger

by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019


Grape Tree

Babatunde's favourite snack
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle

Babatunde- Ah i am eating grape from de grape tree

by Yung Melo November 18, 2020


Tree Brark

Mostly a spacky downy. Normally called Will/William

Will you spacky downy, get back here you tree brark cunt

by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019