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Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!
I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!
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well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..
but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass
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He needs some milk.
Kylee-Luke, why did you lie to me?
Sarah-He needs some milk.
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a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"Hey dude! You know I woke up this morning and really wanted an egg salad sandwich, but soon realized i didn't have any eggs
...and then i found out he was gay."
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An expressive phrase demonstrating excitement in anothers actions.
If you found a long forgotton bag of marijuana, your friend might yell, "Oh my god, he called the shit poop!"
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While making out with a chick, use your tounge to make contact with her uvula causing her to vomit into your mouth. You then vomit into her mouth and continue to make out.
Guy 1: Dude, I got plastered at this party and started making out with this chick.
Guy 2: Things get any where?
Guy 3: No, I did not have a condum. But she did introduce me to the "He Said She Said."
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A phase used to express your realization of someone's insanity. It originated from a joke, when you ask the bar tender for the strongest drink they have, then you hear someone saying something so crazy he must be drunk, so you tell the bar tender you'll have what he's having.
Frank: I think the reason cats always land on their feet is because they can control they're own gravitational pull.
Me: I'll have what he's having.
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