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1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
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A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same
Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.
The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.
Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.
Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."
Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"
Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"
This is a cheap person. They would buy cheap pussy if they got a prostitute because they’re too tight with their money. They would rather have low class pussy then pay for the good kind.
Her: My husband won’t buy me a Mercedes for my 50th birthday
Friend: It’s because he’s pussy cheap, he wouldn’t even buy you a Hyundai.
When you're eating a girl out and she queefs in your mouth.
it's a good thing and a bad thing at once, depends what you're into.
Joe: Hey man, I ate my girlfriend out last night.
Nick: Nice!! How was it?
Joe: All went pretty well, until I got her pussy wind.
A performance enhancing drug used to gain an abundance of cock thirsty sluts.
Andrew gets more tail than Todd, but it doesn't count because Andrew uses pussy nip.