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When you wear no shirt but are still wearing pants
When we hooked up I was Patrick Starring It
Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"
The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.
Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.
Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
A badass. Someone likely to become the next President
Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.
To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.
rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf
“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl
“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy
“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl