shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

Paul X Toast

Two gay men denying their affection to each other. But makeout in Minecraft anyways.

Paul X Toast is Great.

toast off on a toastie

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

Semi Burnt Toast

A toast that is burnt, but at the same time it isn't

or
A toast that looks burnt but is good enough to eat

Examples on how to use this include but are not limited to;
-"Hey, Donkey, pass me the semi burnt toast you ass" said Shrek.
-"It appears that you have been eating way too much burnt toast jimmy, it is better if you the semi burnt toast instead" said jimmy's mother.

seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

French toast with icy

Is when you eat a girl out when she have a breakout with herpes

Let me know when your gonna have break out because i feel like eating some French toast with icy.