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A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".
"If I hadn't had my Toilet Buddy, my credit card would've been flushed!"
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A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.
"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"
"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"
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Another word for a bumhole
She's a right gomper, I wouldn't fancy cleaning her outside toilet!
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shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction
my boss got me confused with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
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when you've been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some shitty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of shit in the toilet.
dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres shit everywhere.
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In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.
"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"
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