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A Au Ford Driver who thinks his Taxi is the best car ever and compares it to God's like the r34gtr.
Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.
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A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.
Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.
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a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!
I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!
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the idiots that hang around in front of a tv camera or front row seats at an event+call someone on their cell phone to see if they're on tv and smile and wave
Hey dude, am i on TV? Look...i'm the one waving like a total dick. I'm a tel-cell tool....look at me
Halo Map Tools, also know as HMT, is an unofficial Halo modifying tool, created by MonoxideC, that helps modders create simple to extreme mods.
Bill: Hey, I just created a Halo mod with Halo Map Tools!
Fred: I give a shit?
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A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
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When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.
That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!