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Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.
Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.
A deadly virus that could be spread by Billy-Joe
Ahh! You got the Billy-Joe touch!
When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.
i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth
A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff
Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)
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(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.
1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.
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