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turd sandwich

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

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Turd Burp

A fart that stinks so bad, that its like a turd burping.

It stinks so bad in here, did you Turd Burp?

by dchopper876 December 9, 2010

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turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 19, 2008

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Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.

Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."

by kinglimey July 24, 2008

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Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

by izayo102 January 10, 2013

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Turd Fairy

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.

Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.

by Ghostnipple December 3, 2019

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Cunt Turd

Foul used tampon that has dried out and turned Brown or Black

That Bitch Left a nasty foul Cunt Turd in the Bathroom!

She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.

Marks Jew Fro smelled and looked like a cunt turd.

by SPRKR8 January 28, 2012

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