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A.K.A. The human vagina. Where unicorns in the wild are oft ap to getting their horns stuck, due to the congruence of friction and sweat.
"I got me wokstick stuck in a unicorn trap yesterday. Took me two hours to get out."
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"a lot". Similar to like woah, but moreso.
I'm tired like unicorns, I pulled two all-nighters in a row. Imma go to bed now, 'k?
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Magical, rare, beautiful creature that squirts.
Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.
Purple unicorn Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Purple unicorn Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Purple unicorn is a Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.
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The one woman, from the whole history of mankind, who is so beautiful, so mythic, so mesmerizing that she is thought to be truly Stellar, or out of this world. Because of her rarity it is said that there can only be one Stellar Unicorn in existence at any one moment in time.
UPDATE: The Stellar Unicorn has been identified! She is a 35 year old Caucasian female living in Eastern North Carolina
"Bob! Look! Do you see that woman she is totally mesmerizing and out of this world. I think that might be the Stellar Unicorn. Look now because you may never see her again".
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A gathering of two or more male twins both with erections, typically through use of male enhancement drugs.
I heard Steve and Bill went to a raging unicorn party last night. Now they are walking funny.
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One who spends the remainder of their career, or vastly shortens a new one, chasing statistical aberrations under 1 in 10 million in occurrence.
Larry spent that last three months before retirement at the agency as a Unicorn Chaser, he dug through every single student loan debt over $1.5 million, found 87 that were post probate, 15 legally discharged for non compos, disability, otherwise, and 3 who were unavailable because they were locked up in foreign prisons.
The Indiana Zoophile study turned out to be the ultimate Unicorn Chaser exercise. After 5 years they found all of 200 people to interview, 135 of them turned out to be primarily into gay furry kink, 25 had severe delusions and mental illness, and the remainder were otherwise sane, productive, but oddly enough had romantic and sometimes physical relations with animals. The good news was, if they wanted to find a unicorn IRL, these people were perfect, because maybe 1 of them might have been trying to have sex with, or did have sex with one. ;)
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That rare creature, a homosexual female who is actual sexually attractive to heterosexuals (of either sex.)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's roommate is a lesbian!
Guy 2: Ew, is she butch?
Guy 1: No dude, she's a unicorn lesbian!
(high fives all around.)
The opposite of a bull dyke.
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