A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
when a woman inserts a tampon, then the man craps into the vaginal opening. the man then proceds to slowly pull the string of the tampon, until it is out. bvc.
me and my girlfriend are going to my place to do some brazilian cheeze wagon.
Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.
sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon
A quick, informal and short chat between two mates.
Hey mate, do you have time for a quick chindle wagon about last night?
a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car
dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!
A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.
1. a person who is a goon.
2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.
an insult.
1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!