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slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes
Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.
Two or more women drinking on a trip till they are buzzed and start rubbing boobs against each other.
They drank so much on the ride down they were boobie wagoning once they hit the hotel door.
North American slang referring to the vehicle that would pick up psychiatric patients to bring them to the Boobie Hatch.
Crazy Larry went off his meds and was picked by the Boobie Wagon and taken to the Boobie Hatch.
(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...
Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.
It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them
me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"
A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.
A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.