Whale tail

When engaging in doggy style you pull out and get finished off by her feet

Michael was in Cornelius when he suddenly needed to blow so she gave him a whale tail

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Whale tail

When a hoes thing is above there pants and you can see it

Bro check out that hoes whale tail

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Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process

Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."

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Swimming with whales

the act of plowing a porker, may lead to bodily injury, inadvertant victim of canabalism or shame when your friends find out.

My vacation was awesome, but swimming with whales is dangerous

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Perm Whales

Those fat chicks working at a hair salon.

"Man, did you see those Perm Whales at the salon? I got my hair did right.

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Sperm Whale

When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.

Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.

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Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.

Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.

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