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The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process
Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."
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Those fat chicks working at a hair salon.
"Man, did you see those Perm Whales at the salon? I got my hair did right.
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An unofficial name for a female sperm whale, cannot be said with a straight face.
Man, check out that ovary whale:
Sweet, check out the size of its head!!
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The act of forming a cup with your hand and sneaking up behind someone you hate and in one swift motion reach between their legs and grab their balls pulling them as hard as possible into the pelvis rendering them helpless.
It was a very bad day indeed when the vicious whale hooking accident left Mr. Foster unable to ever reproduce.
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Whenever I hear "whale call," I think of "booty call." So a whale call is a booty call... for fat people. BOOM!
Juan: Yo man, had a whale call last night!
Pedro: Dude, didn't know you like fat chicks!
Juan: Well I'm fat, too. And I like my girls with some curves!
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When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.
Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.
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A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.
Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.
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