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Used by lazy writers to fill in when they don't care to describe the situation.
"Adolf Hitler's application to art school was denied at the age of eight. One thing led to another, and the United States dropped two atomic bombs on Japan."
^ Great pamphlet, very informative ^
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When telling a story, one uses this phrase to leave out all the intricate details of the situation, leaving all the details up to the one listening. Mainly used when bragging to one's friends about one's sexual prowess. See, "yadda yadda yadda".
I was delivering pizza last night, and when I rang the door bell, she opened up the door wearing nothing but a towel, and one thing lead to another - and now I gotta take a pill to "supress" this damn thing.
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No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."
{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}
A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.
Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"
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Phrase from Mobb Deep’s “Shook One’s Pt. II” 1995, meaning that you are either a crook (thief) or you aren’t
What Mobb Deep is referring to as halfway crooks are rappers who act hard but really aren’t
“Scared to death and scared to look, they shook, ‘cause no ain’t no such things as halfway crooks”
A cryptic term only males understand -- " 5 minutes later i had my cock down her throat "
Her mum made me a cup of coffee we had a chat then, one thing led to another.....
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This is actually a sarcastic way to call a person a slut without her knowing.
(Read the first or capital letter of those words.)
S weet
L ittle
U nforgettable
T hing
A.K.A.
S L U T
She had dyed her hair blonde, you could tell. And she talked like a valley girl. And dressed like a Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing.
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A logical fallacy that presents itself when someone incorrectly assumes that what caused an issue or problem with something mechanical, technical, or electronic (computers) was the result of whatever was changed last even though it is purely coincidental. This fallacy is commonly recognized by anyone from Auto Mechanics to IT Professionals due to the widespread decrease of brain capacity among humans in the world and corporate workforce today.
User: Yesterday you cleared my IE cache and now my emails are missing. Since that was the last thing that changed, you are automatically at fault.
IT Person: What I did has nothing to do with your emails missing; you probably deleted them or changed your view.
User: Nope, you are at fault, I'm calling your boss.
IT Person: (Thinks to him or herself) This is that flawed last thing changed logic. What a moron.