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Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.
Going to have a piss in the wind tunnel again.
A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind
“Dang it’s windy outside“
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”
Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down
J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in
Wind so strong it makes old ladies with umbrellas fly away.
Dude that mothafuckin poppins wind blew away my hat!!11!!11!!
Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.