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Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 5, 2006


Wind-down

The period in which a warning siren's pitch lowers as the motor is no longer energized.

The siren is currently winding down.
The siren's wind-down took a while.

by Trainguy15 April 2, 2024


rim wind

When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.

“This girl was licking the ol’ dark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”

by mhurd57 August 30, 2020


(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022


back wind

When you’re fucking a bitch from the back and get a whiff of the ass musk

Bro I was fucking the girl last night and the back wind was crazy

by Dxout January 12, 2024


back wind

When you’re fucking a bitch from the back and get a whiff of the ass musk

Bro I was fucking a bitch from the back and the back wind was crazy

by Dxout January 12, 2024


Dookie Wind

The forceful poont right before a dookie

“I need to get to the bathroom before I let out anymore dookie wind”.

by Red shrimp May 2, 2021