That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

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I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

Your mom told me to say hi to you

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.

You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

Your actual mom

An even better come back

John- your bad
Jeff- well you mom
John- your actual mom

big ass shlong in your mom

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver

boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes

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i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

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Your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom

An exruciatingly destructive insult to leave a person destroyed. It's the most feared comeback of them all, even more so than your mom's mom's mom's mom. This insult even leaves the user gasping for air.

The item dropped after such an insult is the ashes of the ones unlucky enough to be on the recieving end of it.

Viggo: I ate really nice squid last night.

Hans: Yeah well, I ate out your mom last night.

Viggo: Well, I ate out your mom's mom last night.

Hans: Oh well, I ate out your mom's mom's mom last night.

Viggo: That's nothing cuz I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Hans: Too bad, for I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom last night.

Viggo: *Combusts in fiery flames*

Item drop: * Ashes of your enemies*

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