Double Turtle

Double Turtle

When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle

I took a hardcore double turtle whilst in the can

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Turtle Penis

a penis that looks like a turtle because they have not been circumsized.

Turd Ferg has a turtle penis.

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Turtle Noob

An inside joke created by our friend Brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncircumsized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his penis looking like a turtle in his shell. Can also be used as another way to call somebody a noob

"Man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!"

"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"

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turtle twat

the genitals of a female turtle

i haven't felt a turtle twat that tight since i broke into the zoo

this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face

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Trampled by Turtles

Sexual act when a large group of males surround a girl/guy and repeatedly hit he or she in the face or head with their testicles.

Trampled by turtles is similar to bukkake, but instead or sperm, the testicles are used.

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turtle hunter

An act of homosexual anal sex; searching for a turd with one's penis.

Person1: "That guy over there is probably gay."
Person2: "Yeah, he's a turtle hunter."

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Turtle Power

Kicking ass and taking names.

"There were these crooks that tried to kill me but I kicked those fuckers in the faces and snapped their necks. THAT'S Turtle Power!"

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