nigerian hair

Hair often argued to be the toughest on earth even tougher than cambodian and ethiopian hair

Feel this sample of nigerian hair,its so tough,i couldnt cut this with a chainsaw

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pussy hair

a form of measurement. an unquantifiable measurement which illustrates the insignificance of the amount in question.

are we really going to argue about that?! that's some pussy hair shit!

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Cubic Hair

The vast quantities of hair found on Cuban genitals. Also known as cubes, this word originated from American government officials who inspected Cuban immigrants as they entered US borders.

Man in strip club: "Damn did you see all that pubic hair that stripper had"
Strippers father: "Excuse my daughter is Cuban so I would like it if you referred to her pussy hair as cubic hair."

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ass hair

luckily girls don't have it or anal would suck

Bobby: I have more ass hair than head hair!

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stress hair

White hairs you get from stress, and not because you are old.

Dude...I have so much stress hairs from work!

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by the short hairs

To be captured or trapped by an opponent ie by the hairs on the back of your neck. Common usage today has warped the term to mean by the pubic hairs but this is not the origin.

If we make the wrong move our enemies will have us by the short hairs.

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hair squirrel

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.

-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!

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