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A day to celebrate the art of pick-up lines; where failure and success are both equally celebrated. A day which challenges even the Masters of Pick-Up Lines to be more creative and original, and possibly more riske.
National Pick Up Line Day gave Mag 09, the founders of this treasured holiday, the confidence to try them on everyone they came into contact with.
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To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.
Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"
You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"
Me:"Wow,how did you know?"
You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"
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to say someone is crazy, a fool
When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."
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on November 5th you can pick up Rachel and throw her.
I yeeted Rachel on National Pick Up Rachel day
(Aitch)H-(Ee)e-(Double-tooth-picks)l-l
Probably the way Ned diddly-doodly Flanders would say HELL.
What the aitch-ee-double-tooth-picks are you doing?!
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Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap
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Usually it's telling someone to pick up a video game controler and play, it could mean pick up a lighter and hit a bong toke though, or if you to just tell someone to do something that they should already be doing, or having been told to do it already and lack the capacity to do so themselves without being yelled at.
Person 1 : "Do you wanna play video games?"
person 2 : "Yea, sure"
Person 1 : "Well then PICK UP THEM STICKS, BITCH!"
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