Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

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French horn player

Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!

Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!

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The ego driven player

This is the guy who craves attention from multiple woman. Charismatic and charming. He is Mr. likable. He most likely has a plethora of pussies he calls friends on his dark desert highway. So they can stroke his ego and enable him to feel better about himself. Absorbing the approval and validation.

They aren't necessarily bad guys but are absolute pussies because they don't have the balls to own the bad things they do. They could fuck the whole god damn world and STILL feel rejected!.

It's hard for this guy not to feel lonely. Most of his friends will either 'grow up' themselves and move on OR continue some sick pseudo relationship to 'use' the poor asshole.

They know how to make a connection.

Their dysfunction seems to be in keeping it.

I know that I'm done toying with you but can we still be friends? This way I can feel like less of a prick.

You're just the ego driven player whose looking for an ego stroke, not a friend. Sorry.

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field hockey players

a really hot girl. Definitely not a lesbion. Usually has an amazing ass and incredible lower body strength due to crazy condtitioning. A field hockey girl could easily kick any guys ass. They play the best sport ever known to man that is field hockey. A sport in which totally hot girls (field hockey players) chase eachother around with sticks and kick the shit out of eachother. This sport requires extreme endurance and strength. Field hockey players are really hard core but the hottest girls alive with the nicest asses on the planet. Field hockey players are usually overpowered with crazy team spirit. the day b4 a game they will usually wear something ridiculous to school to show their spirit. Field hockey players are often preppy american eagle abercrombie wearing rich girls because the sport is so damb expensive.

student 1:are you going to the field hockey game today?
student 2: yeah man those field hockey players are so damb hot!
student 1:yeah but they are so hard core, the could totally kick your ass
student 2:oh man thats so hot

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cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

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Blastaway Players

Virgins who play Roblox RP games called Blastaway New Mexico

"honestly if i foudn out my kids are blastaway players im commiting a triple homicide"
"same dude"

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Cringe HvH Player

Someone who still plays HvH anytime past the year 2018.

lmaoo that yonen kid is such a Cringe HvH Player, he's still spinning in 2020.