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Cinderella poser

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.

The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021


Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024


Cha-poser

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.

"I'm rick James Bitch!"

by Kremer June 7, 2004


Tiktok poser

Someone who is always on TikTok, and whenever they hear a trending song, they call it a “TikTok song," as well as randomly singing the trending part out loud, claiming they love the song, let alone believing any rumors they come across.

“No way i love that band”
“Oh yeah, whats your favorite song?”
idk what its called, its from tiktok”
“Tiktok poser”

by xpmako February 7, 2024


Vim poser

A person who uses the text editor Vim extensively, especially in public and social spaces, with the implicit goal of signaling one´s technical acuity and/or alignment with free and open-source philosophy.

A: Jona uses Vim all the time too but he´s not making use of even the most basic keybindings.
B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...

by metaironicshitpostings July 11, 2022