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A black male anally fucks a white girl, mexican girl, muslim girl, and an asian girl. After ejaculation in each ass the girl then shits into a slush puppy cup. After all the shit is collected, the girls drink up.
DeSean: What is your favorite slush puppy flavor?
Megan: An Interracial Slush Puppy.
DeSean: Stay thirsty my friends.
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Feeling of drowsiness after a good meal
A: "I ate so much, gotta sleep"
B: "Full puppy syndrome!"
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1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.
2. Something to laugh at when at a party.
-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?
-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.
-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?
-It's an epidemic.
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A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.
Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.
As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.
Michael got into another relationship! How?
Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.
How do you know?
Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.
Don't be like Michael.
A metaphor for getting a piece of work done as quickly as possible, usually a piece of work that you don't care about very much. Often used in advertising agencies.
"Hey Brett, the deadline for that print ad is 8am Monday morning, we really need to shit that puppy out if you don't want to work the weekend."
one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench
*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!
Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!
(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.
“I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”