Riding Presidential

A euphemism for riding in the cramped back seat of a car, often used to comfort a friend who didn't call shotgun in time.

Riding presidential:

Guy 1: Sh-
Guy 2: SHOTGUN!
Guy 1: ahh not the fuckin backseat again
Driver: Its all good man, don't feel too bad, you get to ride presidential.

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Riding Egg

Earning the right to ride in the back seat of someone's car. Therefore simulating being chauffeur driven. Similar to shotgun and the rules are the same.

Driver "Hey Andy, do you want a lift to the arcade?"

Passenger "Yeah but I'm riding egg!!"

Driver "Ah man, I don't wanna be your chauffeur fool"

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ride the airplane

To have sex. Most commonly, a synonym for ride the horsey.

Does she like to ride the airplane?

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riding puppy

When someone has to ride in the wayback of a minivan or SUV because all of the seats are taken. Normally that is where the dog would ride.

Scrubs, the tahoe is full so you're riding puppy.

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hyper riding

A style of sport motorcycle riding. 'hyper' is a sport rider term used for experienced twistie riders. As in those that have basic skills, that generally don't like racing or being chased or chasing track tails. Hyper is slow, within the comfort zone, based upon one's skill level, but well within the design parameters of using a sport bike to slam into a twist, and roll on the exit.

Dirt riders have to go through a period of sorting out tire trust.

Once they get this handled, then hyper riding on the street comes together with their motocross background.

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Roman ride

When someone recieves a blow job while driving. Also known as road blow

The other day I heard that our coworker recieved a roman ride from his secretary.

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elephant ride

Having sex with an overweight girl / fatty

Derek is so drunk I think he's going to try to go on an elephant ride tonight!

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