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playing sharks

When someone decides to eat your food; so in return, you eat theirs.

Mutha fucka ate my sandwich! Guess we all playing sharks up in here!

by djspeck March 3, 2016


Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011


Reverse Shark

A man swims on his back naked with a hardon, masturbating, in any body of water.

Did you see that guy reverse sharking?

by sir christian jonathan mermaid September 19, 2012


carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

by Ron Smackwalter August 9, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Land Shark

One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.

Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!

by Akilldema July 12, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt shark

Gay, especialy in the cruising, predatory sense

Don't send your little bro for the stuff, the dude is a hard core butt shark!

by Yousseff March 30, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


shark bait

1)the journeyman stage of the shovelman union
2)one who has at one time in life had a hand of blue
4)one who is known to frequent the local car wash hoping to see his deadbeat pal and get a free wash.

1)hey lets make that neckbone over there dig us a hole! No way man have shark bait do it.
2)Hey you damn kids stop shark baiting my car wash.

by notorious 007 July 16, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž