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On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking
Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro
People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.
Everyone born on May 27 is that bitch
Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits
Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big
If you are born on may 9. You are a total baddie! Make a wish and it will come true. These people are the prettiest and funniest. You are friendly and kind, but sometimes stubborn. You are blessed!
Me:hey, happy birthday!
People born on may 9: thank you!
This is the day when you kiss and hug your significant other as much as you love them.