May 27

People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.

Everyone born on May 27 is that bitch

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May 12th

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits

Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big

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May 7th

kiss and cuddle with ur gf

hey it’s may 7th *kisses gf*

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May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th

Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then

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May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

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May 9th

the day kate found out everyone hates her

“what happened on may 9th?”
“kate scadden found out 72 people disliked her urban dictionary definition of february 19”

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May 8

International Show boobs day

This is the day you show your boobs to your partner

Its May 8, show boobs day come on girl!

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