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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.

Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.

by @ngrym0thertrucker July 26, 2013


Ice age baby

literally the most hated being in the history of the mankind,he is the embodiment of pure evil ,everybody just want to fucking kill him and tear him apart ,i just hate so fucking much that i feel like vomiting whenever the fuck i hear his name or look at him this mf is the worst creature ever,ugly fat ass asian looking cunt (no racism intended) just want to kill him....

guy : Yo bro u saw the ice age baby, i hate him so much
guy 2 : ew,this stinky ass ugly cunt,i hate him so fucking much

by gaysaywhat March 3, 2020


Gelukkige Ag Mei

Gay slang used in a South Africa by gay community on the 8th of May to celebrate the day.. usually only said in Afrikaans. Afrikaans gay day..

‘Gelukkige Ag Mei’...Happy ‘Ag Mei’ it’s going to be a gay day...

by Akrikaaners May 8, 2021


Garb Age

The Anthropocene, or the new epoch, which dates from the commencement of significant Human impact upon the geology and ecosystems of the Earth.

Humans of the Garb Age cared little for the sensitive balance of the Earth's ecosystems.

by Philosopher to the fuckwits February 3, 2018


middle aged baddie

one who may or may not look middle aged and can be identified as a baddie

hey juanyou’re a middle aged baddie *wink*

by wrld69 August 15, 2022


middle aged baddie

juan

yo not gonna lie you’re a middle aged baddie

by wrld69 August 15, 2022


Jerry Springer dies at the age of 79

Jerry Springer, the legendary American TV host, has died at the age of 79.

His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.

Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.

Jerry Springer dies at the age of 79 News article.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023